Two games. Infinite audacity. You're the cat now. Make terrible decisions and leave the paperwork to the humans.
THE CEO HAS SPOKEN
Cleo’s Favorite Things 🐾
One very spoiled cat. Twenty real-world picks, from her favorite springs and catnip cigars to the litter-box equipment her staff swears by. Honest reviews, questionable management, and absolutely no corporate interference.
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🐾 1. The Gravity Inspector
The shelf is full. This is a design flaw.
Department of Object Relocation
⏱ 30s
Score: 0
Tap objects before the human puts them back. You have 30 seconds. The pace gets faster, and the human occasionally catches you. Build a streak for bonus points!
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Gravity is a service.
🧑🦰THE HUMAN IS WATCHING!
0 relocations
Press START to begin your 30-second inspection.
🐭 2. Catch That Mouse!
A mouse has entered the premises. Your qualifications are impeccable.
Feline Pest Control Division
⏱ 30s
Catches: 0
Score: 0
Tap the scampering mouse before it escapes your paw! Each catch earns points and makes it move faster. You have 30 seconds to earn your official hunting credentials.
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Press START to release the mouse.
Speed: 1Streak: 0
The cat is watching the baseboards suspiciously.
🚨 Official Feline Incident Report
The suspect is extremely cute and refuses to cooperate.
FELINE MISCONDUCT DIVISIONCASE #0001
OFFICIAL INCIDENT REPORT
Suspect:
Incident:
Location:
Damage:
Suspect's statement:
VERDICT:
SENTENCE:
🌀 Open a Random Cat Portal
Visit a random cat-care resource, cat-behavior site, or questionable corner of the cat internet. Management has approved this distraction.
