Personally tested by a 14.5-pound executive. Recommended by the woman who pays her bills.
From the catnip toys that survive years of enthusiastic attention to a proper royal throne, these are the real products our household uses, loves—and occasionally has a complaint about.
Her full name is Princess Cleopatra, but the management team calls her Cleo. She supervises the apartment, conducts nightly window security, and is responsible for an astonishing percentage of our household supply purchases.
Real Cleo photos appear where we have them. Other cards use simple category illustrations; tap “View on Amazon” to see the exact product and its options.
We tried three fountains before finding the one we prefer. This is Cleo’s current water station.
“Cleo finally approved the plumbing.”
View on AmazonReplacement filters for our fountain. Check your fountain model and the listing’s compatibility before ordering.
“Maintenance is a staff responsibility.”
View on AmazonPurchased December 2023 and still in daily use. Kibble goes in the left dish; the other side holds Cleo’s separate wet-food bowl. We use her fountain for water.
“Room service twice daily, please.”
View on AmazonCleo prefers the ridged surface to a smooth dish. We serve her wet food twice a day in a shallow ceramic bowl on her elevated station.
“The texture matters. Don’t ask why.”
View on AmazonCleo loves them. I also introduced them to my son’s cat Buster during his recovery, and now Jordan keeps them stocked. We’ve had to moderate Cleo’s portions.
“More Churu. Fewer management decisions.”
View on AmazonOur roomy stainless-steel box is a must-have for daily cleaning. I disliked the included mat enough to throw it away. The linked listing now offers versions with a scoop; check the selected option.
“The royal throne needs no accessories.”
View on AmazonWe have tried clay, corn, pine pellets and expensive specialty litter. This is our favorite: lightweight, unscented and with no noticeable dust in our household.
“The facilities have finally passed inspection.”
View on AmazonI use one during the daily litter-box scooping. They have felt sturdy to me, and I find the lavender scent pleasant without being overwhelming.
“I create the work. Staff handles disposal.”
View on AmazonCleo loves this scratcher not only for scratching but also as a little perch. An unexpectedly versatile favorite.
“A throne with texture.”
View on AmazonVertical scratchers that fasten to wall corners. I like the two-pack format and the choice of colors. Check your mounting surface and installation instructions.
“Vertical real estate.”
View on AmazonA reality check: it does not fly around the room like some social ads imply. It flaps and produces different chirping patterns, which Cleo loves to attack.
“Intruder neutralized.”
View on AmazonActual Cleo photoI’ve purchased these in three-packs, kept one for Cleo and gifted the rest. They’ve lasted well over a year for us. She even naps with her little pink cigar.
“Executive relaxation equipment.”
View on AmazonAnother exceptionally well-loved toy in our extended cat family. My daughter’s deaf Persian especially loves the banana.
“Approved by the family branch office.”
View on AmazonActual Cleo photoA neighbor recommended these when she came to meet Cleo in December 2023. Since then I’ve bought more for Cleo and for both my children’s households. Get the large pack; they will end up under every piece of furniture.
“All springs belong to me. Especially the missing ones.”
View on AmazonActual Cleo photoPurchased in January 2024, in white, size 24.4 × 15 inches. From our garden-level apartment, Cleo watches bunnies, squirrels and birds through the bushes. The cushion zipper kept opening, so I secured the pull; check any fastenings are pet-safe and inaccessible.
“Head of Bedroom Security.”
View on AmazonJust ordered to help keep the windowsill perch cozy in winter. This is a non-crinkling version, unlike Cleo’s older self-warming pad. We haven’t tested the new one yet.
“Performance review pending.”
View on AmazonCleo’s original stroller — linked model differsMy son bought Cleo a pink stroller as a Mother’s Day joke in 2025. The joke was on him: she loves sitting in it on the patio while I drink coffee, feeling the breeze and listening to birds. This link is to a newer model, not our exact stroller.
“Royal carriage. Parking preferred.”
View on AmazonCleo retreats to this bed in her kitchen-cabinet penthouse when she’s exhausted from peopling. Washing has reduced the fluffy loft compared with the product pictures, but she still loves it. Keep elevated beds secure and safe.
“No visitors without an appointment.”
View on AmazonI tried one in 2025 after seeing it everywhere. One glove still cleans my entire apartment, including the cat trees every week and the new black sectional that collects white fur. I liked it enough to buy more as gifts.
“My fur arrangement has been disturbed.”
View on AmazonI ordered these economical multipacks as stocking stuffers for four family members. They look similar to my tested glove, but I haven’t yet compared how well they work.
“Gift department approval pending.”
View on AmazonThree original cat-inspired shirts from Urban Homesteading Club. Because the cats already own everything else.
Made for my cat-loving son, Jordan, this one went on to become one of UHC’s bestsellers. Apparently the night shift has fans.
See shirt at UHC
An original barn-cat graphic tee for the independent, slightly untamable members of the household.
See shirt at UHC
A barn-cat design that knows exactly whose rules matter. (Hint: not management’s.)
See shirt at UHCThese are links to our own UHC store, not Amazon affiliate products. When BossCat.shop opens, this section can point to the new shop.
Transparency: These are personal household experiences, not professional veterinary or safety recommendations. Always check manufacturer specifications, safe installation and your veterinarian’s guidance when appropriate. Product options and availability can change.